ziachanel:

I was gonna brush my teeth today but what’s the point, we all die anyways :/

chekhov:

i’m not this rude in real life

i mean how can i be obviously i would get punched in the face

aquus:

don’t ever assume someone likes you because 10/10 times they don’t

pikachola:

why would you reblog someones photos just to make fun of him 

1612th2:

i would eat anything if it was grilled

theyellovvbrickroad:

im on the verge of a nervous breakdown :)

can someone just like euthanize me ill pay u

chekhov:

i have a headache and i’m constipated

iwillbeyourgoal:

there are two types of terrible people

1. people who spoil you when you don’t want to be spoiled
2. people who won’t spoil you when you want to be　

myspacefamosity:

why is it that i cant be happy for more than 1 day

why do i seem to be the only person that thinks its weird that my ex boyfriend added my mom on facebook????

fabjewlous:

facebook is literally my trash can for failed text posts

asian:

so glad I got over my “let’s offend everyone today” phase in 2010